September 22, 2007

Stupid Criminals....and a funny.

After 7 years of listening to my husband tell me stories about just how dumb some crooks can be, I saw this. I am sorry, but this tops it! Thank God stupidity isn't contagious.

And with that, I got an email with this joke, so I thought I would share~

The Obedient Wife


There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you
to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take
my money to the afterlife with me."


And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that
when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there -
dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to
her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers

got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and
put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and
they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, I cannot go back on
my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the
casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, he can spend
it."

Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who
thinks they are smarter than us (women)!!!

My husband is pretty cheap, so I can relate to this one!! Pin It Now!

3 comments:

Lorie said...

THAT is good!

Shannan said...

That's stinkin hilarious!!

Heather P. said...

LOL, that was too funny!!

And that guy, well, nothing really you can say about him... Seriously, how stupid can one person actually be??? LOL